harrypotter-dramione:

theanti90smovement:

yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers

CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”

Is this a joke??? Like what the hell yahoo?? That is not okay! We aren’t nerd because we don’t have 100 followers. You aren’t a nerd for being on tumblr. Our nerdiness has nothing to do with tumblr, so leave us the hell alone.

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

digatisdi:

Every time I see a post going around about how Tumblr users are smarter than Facebook users

I sigh

And remember that people here literally thought you could get infinite chocolate by cutting a bar of chocolate a certain way because a post said so.

Headline of the year.

[latimes]

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

analzingphil:

do you know how angry this made me 

spadesslick:

pimposaur:

reasons not to kill yourself

  • chicken tender
  • the billionth number of pi is 9
  • it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
  • sponges feel cool
  • highdeas.com
  • joe biden
  • the letter Q
  • dirt

Some of these are legitimately calming.

tlyudacris:

after all the human beings die and the aliens visit earth. i hope this is the only photo they will see in the old ruined earth.

Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15 seconds in an elevator with a man smoking a cigarette. He gave in.
What I’m trying to say is I think I love you again.
— (via cumpressing)

preppyloser:

they’re playin hardball now

trogdor wants a cock: News! ⇒

staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower…